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Funny Moments at School
In Maths, the boy who sits behind me noticed that there was only a minute and a hlaf left until midday. "We have to fool the teacher in a minute and a half!" "Umm... okay, you call her, and when she looks, I'll shout 'SMELLS!'" (best we could come up with in the time limit) So then he was just... -
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Some chavs came up to me at dinner time and asked "Where do you live?". They ran off straight after and laughed really hard as if it was the funniest thing ever. I don't see how; I didn't actually hear them to there was no reaction on my face whatsoever. I only know they did that because the... -
Funny Moments at School
A lot of my teachers have been making mistakes lately. The countries in the UK are England, Wales, N.Ireland and Italy. The UK is in North America, and the US is in Europe. -
Funny Moments at School
Today in Maths we all turned the desks backwards when the teacher went out so that we were facing backwards. The Simpsons has given us so many ideas. -
Funny Moments at School
A game in school is this: If you have a teacher with a funny or strange first name, you shout it out as loud as you can when their back is turned. I've never done it because it's stupid, but it is funny regardless of its childishness. -
Funny Moments at School
Today, someone was talking about who the most annoying fat person was. Even non-childish people can't resist at that! -
Funny Moments at School
A lot of people have a video of this happening to a German teacher at our school. Everyone knows who it was, but he never found out. EDIT: Oh yeah, there was an announcement today. "Nobody bring fireworks to school." As if it wasn't obvious. -
Funny Moments at School
In physics: Teacher: I would show you this, but last time I did it, it made so much smoke that the fire alarm went off. Boy: Go on, do it! Teacher: Oh, go on then. LATER Teacher: If you wrap the coil around the pencil, and turn the voltage up, the pencil could catch on fire. Same Boy: Go on... -
Funny Moments at School
There a LOT of teachers with the surname Williams at my school, and one day Mrs. Williams the maths teacher was telling us a story. Teacher: I was on holiday with Mr. Williams and- Boy: Which Mr. Williams? Everybody: *laughs* Knowing him, he probably still thinks that the teachers live in the... -
Funny Moments at School
There's someone in my class whose nickname is 'elf'. -
Funny Moments at School
How is E-4 funny? Well, in my school we had a German lesson in G6 once. There are some childish people in my classes. -
Funny Moments at School
In English today: Teacher: Romeo and Juliet keep mentioning palms. What's the significance of that? Person in the back: They have nuts. Everyone: hahahahahahaha! -
Funny Moments at School
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Funny Moments at School
In French class Teacher: That word means 'challenge' as in 'I like a challenge'. Like if you play rugby, I can't think of why anyone would want to play it otherwise. Person: Why would anyone want to become a French teacher otherwise? EDIT: "You're exam results spell you're future" Someone said... -
Funny Moments at School
(translated from Welsh) Maths Teacher: If you want to do Maths at Oxford or Cambridge you have to do double Maths as an A Level. Boy #1: Did you go to Oxford or Cambridge? Teacher: *hesitates* Birmingham Everyone: *laughs hysterically* Boy #1: But you don't have to do double Maths to do it any... -
Funny Moments at School
Someone in my class: Can I go to have dinner early? I'm going on a trip half way through lunch time. Teacher: Where do you have to go? Someone: To the canteen.